Let’s face it, everybody hates AOL talk (ie. u r the 1 4 me cuz i luv u). There’s nothing worse than logging on to your forum and noticing a rash of garbage posts by some kid that thinks this talk is cool. While it may be fine for instant messaging, it’s not for a forum. Let’s find out why.
Not Everyone Understands It
There is a learning curve to AOL talk. How many people really know what “bff” means the first time they see it. For all I know they could be talking about their “boyfriends fish” or a “big fat fart”. People don’t have the time to learn this crap. Even if they did, who cares?
Forums Are Permanent Content
I want my forum threads to grow into a great knowledge base for my niche. When people search for answers to questions, I want my forum threads to come up in the results. What I’m trying to say is, “Nobody searches in AOL slang.” For a thread to come up in a search engine, it must be written in a real language (english for me).
Try Translating AOL Talk
Many international guests use forums. Proper english can be translated quite well by services such as Babel Fish. Try translating some AOL slang and see what you come up with. I tried, I came up with a whole new language that nobody could understand. If you don’t want to lose your international clients, don’t speak AOL.
I Have Enough Money to Afford a Full Keyboard & I Can Type
This one takes no explaination. I don’t type on my cell phone, I hardly even use it. I don’t need to take any shortcuts, I’d rather just type what I mean.
Silly Rabbit…AOL Slang is for KIDS!
Kids might rule in todays world of iPods and cell phones, but remember, kids are only kids for a short time. If you want to attract a long lasting crowd, go for adults. Besides, adults are the ones with the money.
My Advice
My advice, set strict rules on your forum about AOL slang (and l33t speak). Make sure you have a team of moderators to enforce the rules. After all, if you can speak AOL, you can speak english.